Kanye West Attempts to Make America Great Again Just to Get Into Secret Society

Kanye West is back at it again and people are horrified.

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This hat is proof that the Illuminati loves fucking with people

Recently West was caught sporting a Make America Great Again hat. MAGA is the infamous slogan from the Trump campaign that has been gracing the front of bright red trucker hats for a couple of years now. West said on his twitter:

“You don’t have to agree with trump but the mob can’t make me not love him. We are both dragon energy. He is my brother. I love everyone. I don’t agree with everything anyone does. That’s what makes us individuals. And we have the right to independent thought.”

Theories are blasting in across the internet. People are losing their shit. Some theorist claim West is doing this for publicity. Some claim he’s just a narcissistic sociopath, but here at What the Conspiracy we KNOW that even if both of those things are true, there’s a bigger truth out there.

Kanye West is in his final initiation in an attempt to join forces with the Illuminati.

If you’re unfamiliar the Illuminati is a “secret society” (that everyone knows about), a society that claims to have the actual control over our planet.

As any real conspiracy theorist knows the Illuminati is just a smokescreen for the REAL social orders that run our Earth.

Why Kanye is SO obsessed with becoming a part of it is beyond anyone here at WTC’s knowledge base.

Yet. It’s clear that he’s been trying WAY too hard for WAY too long. Remember that whole Taylor Swift thing? That was part of the Illuminati initiation test. And marrying a Kardashian? Also part of it.

He has hundreds of tweets that go on and on about loving each other.

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Love is the most powerful force in the universe?

Could it be that he’s trying to get the world to get along by becoming the scapegoat? The most hated black man alive? And all because he admits to being alright with Donald Trump; a xenophobic homophobic sexist racist white-power lizard-person who happens to be the president of the United States of America?

Could West be saying that we should love our enemies?

If the Illuminati can love the hollow-earth lizard-people shouldn’t we as humans be able to get along a little bit better?

OR

Kanye West is a lizard-person too. He does admit to possessing dragon energy. And we all know lizard people are cousins with dragons.

Here at What the Conspiracy we find the Illuminati’s initiation game to be quite the entertaining show. They really know how to torture a guy. They are basically like frat bros but for the whole earth, not just some stupid college.

One of the best parts about this whole storyline is that the Illuminati let so many other people in so fast, but not Kanye. No, for some reason they just LOVE to see him act out. It’s like, he’s their little puppet and they’re making him do all sorts of fucked up shit just because they’re bored.

We love that you’re preaching the love Kanye, but red trucker hats aren’t really your best style. Also. Most people don’t get the nuances or concept of “loving thy neighbor,” (particularly when it comes to loving someone who only loves himself and literally HATES everyone and everything else).

But perhaps that’s why you show your love to the Trump. You recognize a part of yourself in him; that is what most religions from this planet try to get their constituents to do and you’ve done it, even if its caused everyone else to hate you.

Maybe the Illuminati will finally let you in after all.

But probably not. They’re pretty big dickfaces and want to make sure you’re going to be one too (you are well on your way though, we’ll give you that).