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Kanye West Wears MAGA Hat As Part of Initiation into The Illuminati

Kanye West Attempts to Make America Great Again Just to Get Into Secret Society

Kanye West is back at it again and people are horrified.

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This hat is proof that the Illuminati loves fucking with people

Recently West was caught sporting a Make America Great Again hat. MAGA is the infamous slogan from the Trump campaign that has been gracing the front of bright red trucker hats for a couple of years now. West said on his twitter:

“You don’t have to agree with trump but the mob can’t make me not love him. We are both dragon energy. He is my brother. I love everyone. I don’t agree with everything anyone does. That’s what makes us individuals. And we have the right to independent thought.”

Theories are blasting in across the internet. People are losing their shit. Some theorist claim West is doing this for publicity. Some claim he’s just a narcissistic sociopath, but here at What the Conspiracy we KNOW that even if both of those things are true, there’s a bigger truth out there.

Kanye West is in his final initiation in an attempt to join forces with the Illuminati.

If you’re unfamiliar the Illuminati is a “secret society” (that everyone knows about), a society that claims to have the actual control over our planet.

As any real conspiracy theorist knows the Illuminati is just a smokescreen for the REAL social orders that run our Earth.

Why Kanye is SO obsessed with becoming a part of it is beyond anyone here at WTC’s knowledge base.

Yet. It’s clear that he’s been trying WAY too hard for WAY too long. Remember that whole Taylor Swift thing? That was part of the Illuminati initiation test. And marrying a Kardashian? Also part of it.

He has hundreds of tweets that go on and on about loving each other.

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Love is the most powerful force in the universe?

Could it be that he’s trying to get the world to get along by becoming the scapegoat? The most hated black man alive? And all because he admits to being alright with Donald Trump; a xenophobic homophobic sexist racist white-power lizard-person who happens to be the president of the United States of America?

Could West be saying that we should love our enemies?

If the Illuminati can love the hollow-earth lizard-people shouldn’t we as humans be able to get along a little bit better?

OR

Kanye West is a lizard-person too. He does admit to possessing dragon energy. And we all know lizard people are cousins with dragons.

Here at What the Conspiracy we find the Illuminati’s initiation game to be quite the entertaining show. They really know how to torture a guy. They are basically like frat bros but for the whole earth, not just some stupid college.

One of the best parts about this whole storyline is that the Illuminati let so many other people in so fast, but not Kanye. No, for some reason they just LOVE to see him act out. It’s like, he’s their little puppet and they’re making him do all sorts of fucked up shit just because they’re bored.

We love that you’re preaching the love Kanye, but red trucker hats aren’t really your best style. Also. Most people don’t get the nuances or concept of “loving thy neighbor,” (particularly when it comes to loving someone who only loves himself and literally HATES everyone and everything else).

But perhaps that’s why you show your love to the Trump. You recognize a part of yourself in him; that is what most religions from this planet try to get their constituents to do and you’ve done it, even if its caused everyone else to hate you.

Maybe the Illuminati will finally let you in after all.

But probably not. They’re pretty big dickfaces and want to make sure you’re going to be one too (you are well on your way though, we’ll give you that).

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Conspiracy! What is real, for real though?

Could this website, What the Conspiracy?!, a website dedicated to exposing the TRUTH about our society and all of the FAKE NEWS in it, actually be THE FAKE NEWS?

In a recent turn of events the founder of What the Conspiracy is seriously starting to question if all of the thoughts, research, and discoveries on this website have actually just been made up the entire time.

Even though there have been hours upon hours of investigations and brain power that has gone into the discovery of such things like The Cloud Industrial Complex (which we are no longer allowed to discuss), political conspiracy theories like the government shut down just existing as a distraction from the truth and United States of America current President Donald Trump’s hair actually being an alien all on its own, as well as holiday conspiracy theories such as Valentine’s Day being an invention of Big Pharma, no one here is really sure anymore what’s real and what’s not real.

What is real? What the Conspiracy knows that conspiracies are really just opinions that have not been made popular yet.

The Flat Earthers are popular enough by this point to make everyone else suggest they all go walk off the edge of it. The Illuminati is popular enough that Google always knows when we spell it wrong and automatically corrects it. It’s probably the Illuminati that runs google anyway. That’s a conspiracy theory that the staff at What the Conspiracy has yet to look into, but probably should. Except, the staff at What the Conspiracy is going through a sort of existential crisis and no one here knows who they are anymore.

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Could the staff at What the Conspiracy have been brainwashed by some sort of powerful alien species? Perhaps these aliens came in and whispered “self-doubt” into the What the Conspiracy staff members ears and now everyone here is confused and can’t tell the TRUTH from the LIES.

We have already had our run-ins with conspiracy theory issues in the past. Like the time when the founder of What the Conspiracy was abducted for almost an entire year by members of the Cloud Industrial Complex and thrown into that tornado only to make it out with a warning never to discuss the true facts about the clouds, the water, the ice and everything connected to it all ever again.

We’re technically not even supposed to write “The Cloud Industrial Complex,” on this website anymore, but since we’re not actually writing about what they do and we’re not even saying they exist (even though they clearly do, considering) and we really are just writing the words, ‘The Cloud Industrial Complex,’ we really do not think anyone at What the Conspiracy will get hurt again.

Unless this is all just a set up by whichever alien species came into our office and brainwashed us into writing this article about What the Conspiracy not even being real.

The truth of the matter is that there is no ‘office,’ and the ‘we’ that ‘we’ always speak of here at What the Conspiracy is just one person. A woman if you can believe that. With boobs and everything. Though one time a guy (with very nice arms, mind you) did help her discover the Tom Brady / inner earth alien conspiracy because the woman with boobs doesn’t really follow football or sports of any kind.

Yet, she did look into it more and it seemed legit. Now though, she’s questioning if maybe the guy with very nice arms was distracting her with his nice arms in order to pull one over on her and Tom Brady isn’t an inner earth alien at all but just a dude-bro with ugly shoes.

Regardless of what is real and what is fake, what is a conspiracy theory and what is a factual theory. Regardless of whether this is a one-woman-two boob show or if there is an entire team of freaks and weirdos here, What the Conspiracy will always work to learn more and to tell you all about that it finds even if what it finds could damage its own image, name, brand. Because What the Conspiracy is here. And it’s all we, she, whomever really knows how to do.

Influenza is An Actual Alien

Influenza does more than just make you sick

Many conspiracy theorists out there claim that the Flu Shot is another way Big Pharma manipulates and controls us. Some people believe that the Flu Shot is filled with more than just a vaccine to prevent the so-called “virus” influenza. These people believe that the Flu Shot also contains elements that keep humans docile.

These conspiracy theorists are wrong.

The people who believe this theory think that because the people getting the flu shot are typically middle to upper class white basic bitches and chads. AKA people who have always conformed because that’s all they know how to do.

The truth of the matter is that Influenza is itself an actual alien.

It feeds off the minor miseries and slight sufferings of people.

The influenza alien lives for three days to two weeks within one host, making the host experience the feeling any host feels when someone tries to take over its body (headaches, chills, fatigue etc). The influenza alien reproduces when the host’s bodily fluids mix with the next host’s bodily fluids (often in the form of spit).

The influenza alien does not like to live within one host for too long. It gets bored. That’s why it typically jumps overboard to the next one, spreading itself around, enjoying its time making humans feel like shit.

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One conspiracy theorist we talked to claims that the Illuminati sent the influenza alien here as a test to see if humans could handle living on other planets with other aliens who could potentially be fatal to us.

Turns out we can’t.

At least not very well.

Another conspiracy theorist thinks that the influenza alien snuck on a spaceship when the Tall Whites stopped at a filling station on their way to planet Earth.

“Well, I wouldn’t say the influenza alien ‘snuck on’ so much as got stuck to the bottom of one of the Tall White’s foot while he was like, in the restroom or whatever. Sort of like when we step in a piece of gum and carry it with us for the rest of the time we have the shoes. Little strands of the gum dry and fall off. Kind of like that.” -anonymous conspiracy theorist source mumbled over the phone.

The main reason the influenza alien has been able to live on this planet for so long as an alien is because people can’t grasp the idea that an alien doesn’t have to look like a tall big-headed bald dude with big fly-eyes. People have a hard time believing that something not from this planet could actually be very tiny, not seen by human eye, it may, in fact, be many parts that make up a whole. It may even disguise itself as a virus to continue to go on living in its hosts.

What better camouflage than pretending to be something you’re not in order to not get killed? It’s brilliant really, scientists will keep trying to figure out how to destroy the virus when really they should be focusing on how to kill the alien. Some may be yelling right now, “what’s the difference?!” And we’d say to them that the difference is in the word choice, and the words that are chosen mean different things.

If you have the influenza alien inside of you, the only thing you can really do is hide in your bed for three days to two weeks until it goes away–and of course, drink plenty of fluids–the influenza alien has been known to hate orange juice and the blue color of Gatorade.

Conspiracy Revealed: Groundhog Day No Longer Using Real Groundhogs to Determine Weather

Since the 1800s, Groundhog Day has been a North American tradition. Every year on February 2 a Groundhog comes out of its hole after a long winter sleep and looks for its shadow. If the groundhog sees its shadow it decides to return to its nice comfortable bed for the next six weeks because winter isn’t quite over; if it doesn’t see its shadow that means spring is on the way and it’s time to get out of bed and experience the beauty of the natural world.

But, a recent conspiracy theory suggests that for the past year, ever since President (and Illuminati member) Donald Trump was elected office, the groundhogs have been experiencing major to severe clinical depression.

Though the groundhogs know they’re supposed to get out of their hole, all of them have elected to just pass by the entire year and stay deep in their dark holes aka in their beds regardless of whether spring comes or not.

Conspiracy theorists are suggesting that if you’re at one of the hundreds of Groundhog Day celebrations across the country, whether it’s the largest Groundhog Day celebration held in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, where crowds as large as 40,000 gather each year or one of the smaller small town Groundhog day events, those groundhogs you see are not real.

That’s right. The groundhog that you see, is no groundhog at all.

Since all the groundhogs are too depressed to get out of their holes to see if it’s winter or spring, as it doesn’t matter to them whether it’s winter or spring because life sucks anyway, the groundhogs you’re seeing either in real life or on the mainstream media are in fact either robot groundhogs or burrower alien shape-shifter groundhogs.

These fake groundhogs only exist because the mainstream media doesn’t want the human population of people to get depressed over the fact that all the groundhogs are clinically depressed because that would cause way too much depression–and there isn’t enough Prozac in the world to go around (big Pharm may disagree, but that’s another theory for another day).

And so, hundreds of robot groundhogs have been built and where the robots can’t go the burrower alien shape-shifters shapeshift into groundhogs to take their place for the day–all in an attempt to cover-up the major groundhog depression plaguing the planet and allow humans to carry on–whether it’s 6 more weeks of winter or not.

Breaking News: Tom Brady Outed As An Inner Earth Alien, Kneeler, and Spokesperson for Uggs

Could Tom Brady aka the Offical Ugg Spokesman Be an Inner Earth Alien?

As you’ve seen in recent news, the U.S. government shut down for three days in an attempt to cover up more truth. On top of that, President Trump appears to be leading the United States of America into a very ugly war over nuclear war button sizes with North Korea.

But, we shouldn’t let any of that distract us from the real threat facing our country: the Patriots are back to compete in the Big Game.

The big game being the biggest Big Game of American football. It is also the second biggest capitalist celebration of indulgence and consumerism after Christmas. And of course, the day that finally every person in the U.S. falls off their new year’s resolutions 100%.

At first glance, the Patriots entering the Big Game for the eighth time since 2001 might seem inconsequential. That is when one compares it to nuclear war and the collapse of the entire United States government, but if it was inconsequential then why would President Trump spend so much time tweeting about it?

The answer is obvious to anyone paying attention.

The NFL has clearly been infiltrated by inner earth aliens led by none other than Patriots quarterback and five-time Big Game champion, Uggs spokesperson, pretty boy, Gisele-husband, guy-every-straight-guy would-even-sleep-with, Tom Brady.

And because U.S. President Donald Trump is actually a reptilian shapeshifter Illuminati member, and the Illuminati and inner earth aliens haven’t gotten along ever since Illuminati reptilian President Nixon made the mistake of saying there was a “war on drugs,” causing the inner earth aliens to lose billions of dollars in their throughthecrustoftheearth drug sales (mainly quaaludes and mescaline) trade, the two forces have been spatting back and forth with each other right in front of all of our eyes ever since.

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The Inner Earth Aliens have been dissatisfied with their position as lower class citizens, being forced to live literally inside the earth without access to education opportunities, Billy Joel concerts, or proper nutrition.

Despite all of the disadvantages some inner earth aliens have escaped their underground hell hole and somehow made it into the NFL. These inner earth aliens show their solidarity with their inner earth comrades who are still underground by kneeling during the Earth anthem that plays before all the big games.

This kneeling action is a direct challenge to the authority of the surface world, and a call to arms for inner earth aliens.

As a member of the Illuminati and enemy of inner earth aliens, President Trump became quickly aware of this secret inner earth alien message back at the beginning of the football season and has responded accordingly.

Why else would he care so much about a seemingly meaningless gesture carried out by grown men playing a game that consists of wearing super tight pants and trying to get a big brown ball through a narrow end zone?

Of course, the leader of the inner earth aliens is none other than Tom Brady, who managed to rise through the ranks of the NFL quarterbacks with the help of his Beli-bot, capable of calculating outcomes and making decisions without human emotions interfering. Also, he cheats and lets the air out of footballs sometimes.

Brady’s ultimate plan is clear; convince the country to wear uggs so that they can’t detect the inner earth alien landspaceships coming up through the surface until it’s too late. If the Patriots win the Big Game this year, he may sell enough uggs to put his plan into action.

Our only hope is that the Illuminati are able to prevent these illegal aliens from kneeling and quell the uprising of inner earth aliens. But what can we as citizens do to help?

The answer is obvious. Don’t be distracted by things like the government shutting down or the president colluding with Russia to cheat in an election, and focus on anthem kneeling, the Big Game, and buying yourself a new pair of Uggs.

Government Shutdown Was Distraction From TRUTH

Dreamers Are A Front to Real Alien Issues

-Washington D.C. United States, Earth

The recent 3-day United States government shutdown over the past weekend was not entirely based upon the Democrats desire for a solution to Daca–the program designed to help Dreamers, children brought illegally into to the United States who have lived in the country the majority of their lives, stay in the United States.

The truth of the matter is that it’s not about these illegal immigrants at all. The reason why it’s been so difficult for any administration to come up with a solution to border issues in the United States is that they are unsure of how to handle literal alien entry.

When government officials discuss aliens from other countries on Earth they often are using that as code for actual aliens from outer space (and inner earth core).

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Part of a Goverment Building, found in the United States, appeared to be unoccupied for at least over a decade now.

Think about it. What’s the big deal with regard to any person from any shithole country coming over here when inner earth aliens are trying to shove their way up onto human land and massive tall whites are trying to mind-control us into electing Illuminati-representatives like Donald Trump as a distraction device from the TRUTH?

What’s the TRUTH, you wonder?

Well, over here at What the Conspiracy we’ve been wondering that too. That’s why we created this site, to keep digging, to keep finding the answers to the hard questions no one has even thought to ask.

Maybe Mary at Yellowstone National Park just wanted to take Monday off and she orchestrated the entire shut-down. Or maybe the government shutdown because Trump and the rest of his political team couldn’t figure out how to tell the aliens, (aliens that have yet to be named), aliens that are more intense, more powerful, more corrupt than both the Tall Whites AND The Illuminati could ever be, to go away.

Or maybe it was a ruse to get the inner earth aliens through the secret door at the bottom of the Grand Canyon while no one was working.

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Possible Entry / Exit for Inner Earth Aliens Found Near Grand Canyon, Arizona, USA, Earth

We’re still searching for the TRUTH, but it’s not as simple as the mainstream media makes it out to be.

Leave your comments below with TRUTH conspiracies you believe and/or any info you have on outer space /inner earth alien entry into the United States you may know about.

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According to Latest Polls: 48% of Human Voters in Alabama Actually of Alien Origin

Alabama, Aliens, Roy Moore, and Our Last Hope for Humanity

The recent senate race in Alabama between Republican Roy Moore and Democrat Doug Jones reveals that at least 48%* of the supposed human life forms in this state are actually not of human origin.

Theories have been discussed for decades regarding a possible alien invasion in the state of Alabama. Besides the nearly constant reports of UFO sightings in the area, theorists believe that due to the Alabamians love for greasy foodstuff, anal sex, and faux Christian-like behaviors, that a majority of the humans in the heart of Dixie have been infiltrated to completion–bodies, minds, and spirits– and taken over by creatures not of this Earth.

It’s believed that these life forms are Bambeedles from Ala-Ala Island on planet Grossconian–two galaxies away from Earth.

The Bamdeedles look like fat turkey-walrus hybrids but can shapeshift into human form easily due to their development of a substance called Bitterbutterbee, which is also used to cure one of the Bamdeedles most prominent diseases, a type of hemorrhoids that occur often due to their love of greasy foodstuff and their over-indulgence in anal sex. (They also have three anuses, but that is an irrelevant piece of information.)

The Bamdeedles are a male-dominated society; Earthlings would consider the Bamdeedles pedophiles as the males are known to begin sexual relations the females of their culture when they are as young as six.

It’s well known that the male Bamdeedles from Ala-Ala Island use and abuse the females as if they are property and not of the same equal status, even though the females are known to be of higher intelligence. The females have worked for centuries to overcome the power imbalance, but are often raped and/or murdered before being able to make any strides toward equality. All females are killed after the birth of their second offspring or by the time they reach 24–regardless.

Decades ago it was discovered that several intelligent Bamdeedles females were recruited by their male counterparts to invent a way to travel through space and time. One theory suggests that they made it as far as Earth, Alabama to be exact, where the males from Ala-Ala Island killed their fellow female space travelers and were then stuck on Earth because of their inability to figure out how to drive their ship back (or even how to turn the damn ship back on).

Of course, the Bamdeedles who were left on planet Earth, right in the state that is called Alabama, didn’t know what else to do, so they shapeshifted into human beings and started eating all the greasy foodstuff and having anal sex with pretty much any living creature they came in contact with.

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The potential site in Alabama where the Bamdeedles first landed.

It’s been decades since the invasion and theories suggest that at least half of the population of this state is actually of Bamdeedle origin and this is why voting for a politician like Roy Moore was actually an easy-peasy choice.

It could even be that Republican Roy Moore is a Bamdeedle himself, which would explain away the allegations of sexual misconduct, which to any sane human is completely and totally unacceptable, but to the Bamdeedles is just their way of life. It would also explain why he thinks his male superiority should allow him to have power over an entire state even though he doesn’t really know anything and even though he treats a large majority of the population of earth creatures with hatred and disdain.

There is one hope though, other conspiracy theorists think that Earth horses are actually equinoid aliens and that Sassy, the horse Roy Moore rode into town on in order to vote, will soon overtake his place in politics and work to restore order in the state of Alabama.

It is unclear how to stop the spread of Bamdeedles through the state of Alabama, and it’s true they may have already begun to infest other states in the region, but a small community of people have been discussing possible options for their destruction.

All we can do now is hope that Sassy and her herd of badass equinoids will come to our rescue and restore the humanity of Alabama–and of our dear planet Earth.

*Numbers are currently updating vote by vote

Illegal Aliens Are Controlling Donald Trump

U.S. President Donald Trump’s Hair Issue

AKA Your Hair is Everywhere, Screaming Infidelities and Taking Its Wear

It may be at least four more years before a full global disclosure happens now that Donald Trump is in office. And the reason is right in front of our very eyes.

People around the world comment left and right,

“What is up with Donald Trump’s hair?”

Some say things like,

‘He’s rich, why doesn’t he get hair plugs or something?”

Others suggest he should,

“shave it all off.”

But, the truth of the matter is that his hair is actually not hair at all, his hair is an alien. That’s right, it is an illegal not-from-this-country, not even from this planet ALIEN and it’s not only controlling his brain, but it is now in charge of the entire United States of America, with direct repercussions to the earth AND universe, and even possibly the multi-verse.

To be clear, this alien is not just ONE alien but a colony of aliens and they are attempting what is called “the slow game.” The slow game is often something people in the dating world use as a method to win over their crush by taking their time to reveal how fabulous they are with small acts of daily kindness and flirtations, maybe the occasional sext (but never full nudity).

When it comes to aliens slow-gaming the earth it’s a bit different. Instead of just blasting the entire globe, their true goals are more aligned with removing the “cancer” aka “humans” from the land so that they can take over and claim this place as their own. By controlling the president of the United States of America, a leader amongst nations–or so the citizens are told to believe, this colony of aliens is embarking on their own subtle but effective alien-colonization of planet earth.

Do not be mistaken by Donald Trump’s hairs’ human-like qualities, those golden dry floppy strands are not of mammalian origin. Think of them as parasites. Alien parasites that are feeding on the evil, hate, and ignorance of human’s worst traits.

We must overcomb this.

This is a true illegal alien issue. It’s a nonconsensual take over of not only his body, but his brain. It’s a nonconsensual takeover of America. To put it bluntly, America is being raped by Donald Trump. Or more specifically, the alien colony trying to take over our planet by pretending to be Donald Trump’s hair.

Sure, it’s a fact that removing the alien colony would put an end to the current living Donald Trump figure, but the physical body is no longer controlled by a human spirit; the real Donald Trump has been dead for decades. Now, the aliens are after all of us.

Unless we’re capable of stopping these aliens we will all perish before there is even a full disclosure that aliens exist. We must end the aliens living on our own planet (aka Donald Trump’s hair). Then, once we have defeated them all we should build a giant dome around the earth to protect us from outside intruders, good or bad. Because we couldn’t possibly consent to things, people, aliens, we do not understand nor could we ever bother with taking the time to learn.

dtIf you look closely at this image you will find two alien eyes looking straight back at you.

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