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Laurel or Yanny? Either Way, It’s a Trap!

Laurel.

Yanny.

It’s just a way to get into your brain, kids.

The crowds of people all over the internet are yet again fighting over something that seems rather trivial. This time around it is not the color of a dress (that dress was white and gold, you fuckers), but instead, the trivial debate is all about what a person hears.

In this short sound bite, a person can supposedly hear either the word Laurel or the word Yanny. People are getting real heated up about which is true.

The truth of the matter is that they are both true. Depending on your ears and your bass you will hear one or the other. That’s not the actual issue.

The issue is that anyone who listens to this sound bite immediately becomes brainwashed by the Cloud Industrial Complex or the Illuminati or the Lizard People.

We’re not quite sure which power group has control over this mind control but we KNOW it’s not just a bit of trivial internet buzz. This short sound bite could have major repercussions on our entire planet.

If you’ve listened to it, you’re already fucked. Soon your brain will start deteriorating and you will somehow find your way back to the internet where you will let everyone else know whether you heard Laurel or Yanny, as if anyone else gives a fuck.

If you heard Laurel, you’re fucked.

If you heard Yanny, you’re fucked.

Because guess what?!!? It was all just a set up to fuck you.

Congrats for being the millionth person to turn into yet another internet robot cyborg sheep zombie. You’re not part of the Cloud Industrial Complex Illuminati Lizard People, oh no, they’d never let you in. Nope, instead they are inside YOU and are controlling your every thought, move, desire, need, want, etc.

It’s okay in a way, because now you can blame all of your actions and mistakes on the Cloud Industrial Complex Illuminati Lizard People. They’ll never forgive you like Jesus would though, just remember that. Amen.

Kanye West Wears MAGA Hat As Part of Initiation into The Illuminati

Kanye West Attempts to Make America Great Again Just to Get Into Secret Society

Kanye West is back at it again and people are horrified.

maga hat is fire
This hat is proof that the Illuminati loves fucking with people

Recently West was caught sporting a Make America Great Again hat. MAGA is the infamous slogan from the Trump campaign that has been gracing the front of bright red trucker hats for a couple of years now. West said on his twitter:

“You don’t have to agree with trump but the mob can’t make me not love him. We are both dragon energy. He is my brother. I love everyone. I don’t agree with everything anyone does. That’s what makes us individuals. And we have the right to independent thought.”

Theories are blasting in across the internet. People are losing their shit. Some theorist claim West is doing this for publicity. Some claim he’s just a narcissistic sociopath, but here at What the Conspiracy we KNOW that even if both of those things are true, there’s a bigger truth out there.

Kanye West is in his final initiation in an attempt to join forces with the Illuminati.

If you’re unfamiliar the Illuminati is a “secret society” (that everyone knows about), a society that claims to have the actual control over our planet.

As any real conspiracy theorist knows the Illuminati is just a smokescreen for the REAL social orders that run our Earth.

Why Kanye is SO obsessed with becoming a part of it is beyond anyone here at WTC’s knowledge base.

Yet. It’s clear that he’s been trying WAY too hard for WAY too long. Remember that whole Taylor Swift thing? That was part of the Illuminati initiation test. And marrying a Kardashian? Also part of it.

He has hundreds of tweets that go on and on about loving each other.

love conquers fear west tweets
Love is the most powerful force in the universe?

Could it be that he’s trying to get the world to get along by becoming the scapegoat? The most hated black man alive? And all because he admits to being alright with Donald Trump; a xenophobic homophobic sexist racist white-power lizard-person who happens to be the president of the United States of America?

Could West be saying that we should love our enemies?

If the Illuminati can love the hollow-earth lizard-people shouldn’t we as humans be able to get along a little bit better?

OR

Kanye West is a lizard-person too. He does admit to possessing dragon energy. And we all know lizard people are cousins with dragons.

Here at What the Conspiracy we find the Illuminati’s initiation game to be quite the entertaining show. They really know how to torture a guy. They are basically like frat bros but for the whole earth, not just some stupid college.

One of the best parts about this whole storyline is that the Illuminati let so many other people in so fast, but not Kanye. No, for some reason they just LOVE to see him act out. It’s like, he’s their little puppet and they’re making him do all sorts of fucked up shit just because they’re bored.

We love that you’re preaching the love Kanye, but red trucker hats aren’t really your best style. Also. Most people don’t get the nuances or concept of “loving thy neighbor,” (particularly when it comes to loving someone who only loves himself and literally HATES everyone and everything else).

But perhaps that’s why you show your love to the Trump. You recognize a part of yourself in him; that is what most religions from this planet try to get their constituents to do and you’ve done it, even if its caused everyone else to hate you.

Maybe the Illuminati will finally let you in after all.

But probably not. They’re pretty big dickfaces and want to make sure you’re going to be one too (you are well on your way though, we’ll give you that).

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