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Influenza is An Actual Alien

Influenza does more than just make you sick

Many conspiracy theorists out there claim that the Flu Shot is another way Big Pharma manipulates and controls us. Some people believe that the Flu Shot is filled with more than just a vaccine to prevent the so-called “virus” influenza. These people believe that the Flu Shot also contains elements that keep humans docile.

These conspiracy theorists are wrong.

The people who believe this theory think that because the people getting the flu shot are typically middle to upper class white basic bitches and chads. AKA people who have always conformed because that’s all they know how to do.

The truth of the matter is that Influenza is itself an actual alien.

It feeds off the minor miseries and slight sufferings of people.

The influenza alien lives for three days to two weeks within one host, making the host experience the feeling any host feels when someone tries to take over its body (headaches, chills, fatigue etc). The influenza alien reproduces when the host’s bodily fluids mix with the next host’s bodily fluids (often in the form of spit).

The influenza alien does not like to live within one host for too long. It gets bored. That’s why it typically jumps overboard to the next one, spreading itself around, enjoying its time making humans feel like shit.

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One conspiracy theorist we talked to claims that the Illuminati sent the influenza alien here as a test to see if humans could handle living on other planets with other aliens who could potentially be fatal to us.

Turns out we can’t.

At least not very well.

Another conspiracy theorist thinks that the influenza alien snuck on a spaceship when the Tall Whites stopped at a filling station on their way to planet Earth.

“Well, I wouldn’t say the influenza alien ‘snuck on’ so much as got stuck to the bottom of one of the Tall White’s foot while he was like, in the restroom or whatever. Sort of like when we step in a piece of gum and carry it with us for the rest of the time we have the shoes. Little strands of the gum dry and fall off. Kind of like that.” -anonymous conspiracy theorist source mumbled over the phone.

The main reason the influenza alien has been able to live on this planet for so long as an alien is because people can’t grasp the idea that an alien doesn’t have to look like a tall big-headed bald dude with big fly-eyes. People have a hard time believing that something not from this planet could actually be very tiny, not seen by human eye, it may, in fact, be many parts that make up a whole. It may even disguise itself as a virus to continue to go on living in its hosts.

What better camouflage than pretending to be something you’re not in order to not get killed? It’s brilliant really, scientists will keep trying to figure out how to destroy the virus when really they should be focusing on how to kill the alien. Some may be yelling right now, “what’s the difference?!” And we’d say to them that the difference is in the word choice, and the words that are chosen mean different things.

If you have the influenza alien inside of you, the only thing you can really do is hide in your bed for three days to two weeks until it goes away–and of course, drink plenty of fluids–the influenza alien has been known to hate orange juice and the blue color of Gatorade.

Government Shutdown Was Distraction From TRUTH

Dreamers Are A Front to Real Alien Issues

-Washington D.C. United States, Earth

The recent 3-day United States government shutdown over the past weekend was not entirely based upon the Democrats desire for a solution to Daca–the program designed to help Dreamers, children brought illegally into to the United States who have lived in the country the majority of their lives, stay in the United States.

The truth of the matter is that it’s not about these illegal immigrants at all. The reason why it’s been so difficult for any administration to come up with a solution to border issues in the United States is that they are unsure of how to handle literal alien entry.

When government officials discuss aliens from other countries on Earth they often are using that as code for actual aliens from outer space (and inner earth core).

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Part of a Goverment Building, found in the United States, appeared to be unoccupied for at least over a decade now.

Think about it. What’s the big deal with regard to any person from any shithole country coming over here when inner earth aliens are trying to shove their way up onto human land and massive tall whites are trying to mind-control us into electing Illuminati-representatives like Donald Trump as a distraction device from the TRUTH?

What’s the TRUTH, you wonder?

Well, over here at What the Conspiracy we’ve been wondering that too. That’s why we created this site, to keep digging, to keep finding the answers to the hard questions no one has even thought to ask.

Maybe Mary at Yellowstone National Park just wanted to take Monday off and she orchestrated the entire shut-down. Or maybe the government shutdown because Trump and the rest of his political team couldn’t figure out how to tell the aliens, (aliens that have yet to be named), aliens that are more intense, more powerful, more corrupt than both the Tall Whites AND The Illuminati could ever be, to go away.

Or maybe it was a ruse to get the inner earth aliens through the secret door at the bottom of the Grand Canyon while no one was working.

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Possible Entry / Exit for Inner Earth Aliens Found Near Grand Canyon, Arizona, USA, Earth

We’re still searching for the TRUTH, but it’s not as simple as the mainstream media makes it out to be.

Leave your comments below with TRUTH conspiracies you believe and/or any info you have on outer space /inner earth alien entry into the United States you may know about.

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